Here are some classic mistakes from church bulletins. Enjoy. It makes me very thankful for the team that proofreads ours.
- The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
- The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
- Low Self-esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.
- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
- The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
- Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
- The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
- The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
- Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.
- Don't let worry kill you off – let the church help.
- The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir
- Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
